Time once again for another Weird News Wednesday – remember, I don’t make this stuff up – it would be too hard!
Plumber Helps Retrieve Rings From Drain – I’ve heard of marriages going down the drain or in the toilet but nothing quite like this. At the end of the day true loves, and a capable plumber, wins out!
Drake University’s New Logo is a “D+” – Funny, if you have that GPA, you can’t play basketball for Drake but evidently you can get a job in the marketing department.
German Man Can’t Be Fired for $0.18 theft – Be careful, don’t try and recharge your phone (or car) at the office. You may find yourself unemployed.
Teen Texts Detective About Drug Deal – So I get a wrong text every once in awhile, but nothing like this! You may want to pay closer attention if you are texting about something illegal.
Indonesian Tot Kicks the Habit – Finally, a happy conclusion to the weird news story of the year. That kid who was smoking a “butt” load (get it, cigarette butt, get it?) has finally quit. No word if he needed the patch.