Weird News Wednesday – Issue Four

Wow, a whole month of weird news? Thankfully these things practically write themselves. Enjoy this week’s Weird News Wednesday.

Man Bites Cop – The old adage was if a dog bit a man, that wasn’t news. But if a man bites a dog, that’s news. And if a man bites a cop, well, that’s weird news.

Cup of Tea Forces a Plane Landing – I dunno, this lady couldn’t be treated on the plane? I mean, it wasn’t the pilot or anything.

Goodwill collection box turns up inert grenade – Wow, I mean, why would anyone donate a grenade to Goodwill. Talk about donations exploding this year.

German Party Hands Out Porn Pens to Kids – Okay, so this is a recruiting trick for the Communists. Maybe if they had more light up porn pens during the Cold War, they might have won.

Tourist Treat – Famous Toilet Tours – No weird news Wednesday would be complete without a toilet story. If you want to learn about the history of the toilet and see where the Kaiser relieved himself, this tour is for you.

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