Time for another Weird News Wednesday. Let me say that criminals are stupid…
- Another Darth Vader Robber – Really? This is so last month. I’m still waiting for someone to rob a bank dressed as Jar Jar Binks.
- German Man Claims Walking Naked Reduces Stress – Really? Maybe for you, but the thought of seeing a naked person on the street kinda stresses me out.
- Thief Steals Indiana Pastor’s Bible – Really? Maybe he’ll read it and return it after he reads the part that says “Thou Shall Not Steal”.
- Police Blow Up Stuffed Pony – I guess this will teach kids not to leave their “suspicious” ponies outside a school.
- Child in Spider Man PJ’s Rides Scooter Across Town – It’s two am, do you know where your kids are? Hope their not out joyriding across town!
- D+ Campaign Raises a Fuss – So now some entrepreneures in Des Moines are cashing in on Drake’s new campaign. Maybe the University should have hired them rather than the marketing firm!
- Finally, say it with me, it’s a (potato) trap!